Sonic the Hedgehog #233 (March 2012)
Ben Bates cover: A mind-addling swirl with
Sonic and Antoine on one side of the scales of injustice and Geoffrey on the
other, with Naugus looming large in the
background. This might have worked fine,
except that someone thought that it wasn’t enough. As a result, we also have the panel of
judges, King Max, and the ghosts of Hershey and Kodos. The end result looks like an editorial cartoon
on acid. Less definitely would have been
more here.
“The Trial of Geoffrey St. John”
Story: Ian Flynn; Art: Steven Butler; Ink:
Terry Austin; Color: Matt Herms; Lettering: John E. Workman; Assistant Editor:
Vincent Lovallo (debut); Editor: Paul Kaminski;
Editor-in-Chief: Victor Gorelick; Court Reporter:
Mike Pellerito; Sega Licensing reps: Anthony Gaccione and Cindy Chau
Sonic and Tails are in the mountains
outside New Mobitropolis checking out the ruins of
the “Babylon Rising” story arc and possibly assessing whether they could be
fixed up into a ski resort. A two-bird patrol shows up and is more concerned about “the
Armada’s shame” than getting off any weapons fire. If you ask me, the Armada’s shame is hiring
goofs like these who would make Imperial Storm Troopers look like Special Ops
snipers.
But having taken up three pages with this, including
a page of vanilla flashback to the events of “One Step Forward” and “Two Steps
Back” (S225 and S230 respectively), we cut to the main course: the titular
trial. It’s People v. St. John, the
less-than-honorable King Naugus presiding, Antoine as
prosecutor and Geoff acting as his own lawyer.
After Geoff pleads Not Guilty, Antoine begins grilling him. I’ll spare you as much of the trial transcript
as possible and hit the highlights:
It
seems that during the Great War while he was still a young rookie, Geoff came
across “an Ixis artifact” which looks like a green
jewel of some kind. Naugus
uses this to worm his way into Geoff’s payche and
recruit him to his side. I guess he
never read Harry Potter and the Chamber
of Secrets where Mr. Weasley offers the sage
advice: “Never trust anything that can think for itself if you can’t see where
it keeps its brain.”
Geoff
uses Antoine’s dad’s training manuals to hone his skills after War Minister
Julian reinvents himself as Robotnik while also taking
training in the Dark Arts from Naugus via the
artifact. There’s been no mention of how
he acquired his magical skill set, rudimentary though it may be. So we’ve cleared that up.
Geoff
gets himself hired by the Secret Service and lands a co-starring role in the
Princess Sally miniseries of years gone by.
Geoff also mentions, without documentation or witnesses, that “Max had
already sworn the crown to Naugus.” Whatever you say, dude.
After
some further strolling down memory lane, including some bad rapping of Prince
Elias, Antoine hits a nerve by implying that Geoff’s marriage to Hershey was as
much of a scam as pretty much everything else about him since he came across
the artifact. In his defense, he
mentions that he found her when he was at a low ebb,
sounding like he adapted every episode of “Behind The Music.” “She was my partner -- in life as well as in
the field. We were married at gunpoint
and somehow it felt … right.”
As
for her fate, something happened to her in “Soumerca,”
which Editorial helpfully explains is the “Mobius’ South America.” Now is that the Soumerca
with the rain forests or the Soumerca with the
mountains? Man, that’s like back in the
bad old days when you said “Africa” and all you thought of were jungles and
cannibals. Actually it sounds more like
an entry from the Jeff Foxworthy Redneck Dictionary: “Ah got me th’ CoCola franchise fer Venzwela; tha’s
in Soumerca.”
Anyway, he testifies that she died while staying with the Felidae; cause of death unknown, body never recovered. I said a while ago that Archie owed the
readers a damn good explanation of what happened to her; guess what, they STILL
do.
But
let’s cut to the chase. Geoff claims
that he’s innocent of treason because Naugus is the
rightful king based on what he heard a talking jewel say to him. The panel of judges chooses to define treason
as “pretending to serve the active authority while working against it.” As such, they have no problem convicting him.
And
that’s the cue for Naugus to drop the other
boot. Using his prerogative as monarch,
he issues a Get Out Of Jail Free Card to Geoff. It’s good to be the king.
And
we’re now down to one more page, so we see Eggman
doing some further customizing of Mecha-Sally,
including equipping her with a Power Ring which he thinks will act as a
firewall to prevent her regaining her free will as well as having enough juice
to smack Sonic’s quills off. Not a good
day for the home team.
HEAD:
In Tom Wolfe’s From Bauhaus to Our House,
he states that contemporary music has become so abstract that the only way a
university music department can host such a concert is to bookend it with “cozy
and familiar” pieces by composers such as Scott Joplin and James P. Johnson. These pieces represent “a piece of candy at
the beginning and a piece of candy at the end.”
Whether
Ian Flynn has read Tom Wolfe or not, his “Trial” follows the same exact
structure. This is, after all, a
16-pager, with 12 of those pages devoted to characters talking at each other in
a courtroom. That’s pretty deadly stuff
for a core audience that had been promised “Action and More Action.” So after the “Previously” page we get two
pages of Sonic and Tails in a lop-sided battle with a couple of birdbrains, and
one page at the end of Eggman being evil. Action!
Suspense! Candy.
To
give credit where it’s due, the trial format itself is a good way to inject a
crazy load of exposition into the story line while merely slowing the pace to a
crawl rather than bringing it to a screeching halt. But it still doesn’t quite work.
The
biggest problem is the same one on display in the “Inside Job” arc (SU29-32):
credibility issues. In “Inside Job” we
have to put up with an unsavory character in the person of Scourge, whose
assessment of his lot in life is necessarily self-serving. Likewise, Geoffrey tells his side of the
story, which of course isn’t the whole story.
For one thing, Ian has side-stepped any Mobian
courtroom ritual where the defendant promises to tell the truth. I don’t know why Geoff couldn’t be admonished
that he’s is standing in the presence of Aurora or the Walkers or some other
authority figure or even threatened with further punishment for committing
simple perjury. Maybe Editorial figured
that would have been asking for trouble.
Likewise,
Antoine never gets a chance to cross-examine Geoff to challenge him on the
veracity of any of his statements, some of which beg to be challenged. The problem begins right out of the box with
his tale about the “artifact.” First
off, I’ve seen this movie before: the first Care Bears movie, to be exact. In it a speaking book with classical runic
script sweet-talks the boy Nicholas who becomes the foil for whatever evil
spirit the book embodies.
Then,
too, as the judicial panel points out toward the end, Mobius already had a
legitimate government in place. But
Geoff would rather listen to a piece of talking costume jewelry. This reminds me of “Monty Python and the Holy
Grail” where Dennis the anarchist tells King Arthur “Supreme
executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical
aquatic ceremony.” I
suppose if Geoff had told anybody that Naugus was the
True King of Mobius because an enchanted piece of bling had told him so, all he would have gotten for his
trouble would have been a lot of funny looks and a one-way ticket to the closed
ward. Yet Ian can’t even let himself
have a little fun with the absurdity inherent in the material.
And it is unforgivable that Geoff pretty much skates over the
question of Hershey’s ultimate fate. She
“died;” nothing about cause, no body to deal with. Instant cold case. Yet another example of why I hate loose
continuity.
But if the trial itself is a joke in spots, it’s left to Naugus himself to provide the punchline
and to demonstrate that the Royal Fix is in.
Geoff’s conviction was never going to happen. That ought to cause Naugus
to drop some points in his approval rating.
Honestly, after a certain point I more or less tuned out the
details of Geoff’s testimony. It covered
too much territory and too many continents.
Smart move, as it turned out. The
entire trial was rendered meaningless by Naugus’s
pardon. It’s still a useful collection
of (one-sided) information about the continuity, but looking back on it this
story didn’t advance the continuity at all.
This was an exercise in marking time.
And I’m sorry but “Soumerca”? Give me a break! Head Score: 4.
EYE: Steven Butler gets as much of a chance to flash back as to document
the trial. And he does some nice facial
progressions, especially as Geoff comes close to losing it after Antoine pushes
the Hershey button. Eye Score: 9.
HEART: If there’s any kind of emotional core here, it’s the
Hershey interlude. I really wanted it to
work, too, but I guess it was doomed from the start.
I’ve already discussed the fact that this is all Geoff’s side of
the story with no second opinions. That’s
fair; SOMEONE gets to speak for Hershey in her absence, even if Geoff’s dialogue
is more than a little heavy-handed.
Yet Ian misses a chance to inject SOME real feeling into the
situation other than Geoff snarling and gnashing his teeth at Antoine. It could have been done without making too
much of a demand on the core audience.
It would only have taken more of a flashback to Geoff learning that
something had happened, a flashback he wouldn’t necessarily have shared with
the court. I’m not talking TV-grade gore
from the NCIS or CSI franchises, just something beyond
Geoff’s talking at us.
Speaking of Geoff, Naugus’s playing on
his emotions through the artifact does have an authentic feeling to it. That at least gives Geoff plausible
motivation to do what he did. It just
doesn’t carry forward into the telling of Hershey’s fate. And I really wish it had, because there’s a
certain absence of closure about the way it was handled. I don’t know whether Ian plans to bring back
Hershey or not; this IS a comic book, after all, and the medium is notorious
for pulling these kinds of tricks. Heart
Score: 5.
“From The Shadows”
Story: Ian Flynn; Art: Evan Stanley; Ink: Terry Austin; Color:
Evan Stanley; Lettering: John E. Workman
We start with two pages of the Acorns in crisis. The “loss” of Sally is overshadowing
everything. Max, who doesn’t sound
nearly as incoherent as someone truly distracted by grief and dementia (trust
me on this one), doesn’t want to be run out of Knothole, and his wife Alicia
seconds the emotion. Elias, whom Meg is
calling “Eli,” wants to move the family to safety, “safety” being a relative
term since Naugus is still calling the shots. Who you gonna call?
Exactly. Harvey Who, to be specific, former director
of the Secret Service, now living in retirement. Elias pays him an after-dark visit, but Harv is initially more interested in throwing a lot of
recrimination and back story at Elias. Eli,
however, isn’t going to take exposition for an answer. Short story shorter, Double-H tells Elias to
continue with the plans to relocate the family, if only to get them out of the
way of the plot machinery. Meanwhile,
he’ll be putting together a Knothole Freedom Fighters Tribute Band; auditions
to be announced.
HEAD: Elias’s mishpoche should be glad
they’re in transit. If you look back at
coups throughout history, you’ll notice that after the autocrat in question is
overthrown and killed (Louis XVI, Czar Nicholas II Romanoff, Saddam Hussein, Moammar Khadaffi), the remaining
family members are also murdered for fears of a reawakened dynasty in the
future, because the family members were complicit in the crimes of the previous
regime, or because at that point in the revolution bloodshed has become a
rush. But even if the CCA is a dead
issue, Archie Comics would hesitate to endorse familicide
even in a comic book. So the Acorns are
left to shuffle out of the continuity for the time being.
One of the good points about loose continuity is that it can
provide writers with a pool of one-shot characters who were used more as a joke
than as a serious part of an old continuity.
That’s the story behind Harvey Who, whose name is a dead giveaway that
(as established in the Sonic Spin section to come) he made his first and only
other appearance during the Gallagher-Manak days when
the comic was still trying to cobble together a synthesis of the two Sonic
animated series from the early 1990s: the superior SatAM
and the less-so Adventures of Sonic The Hedgehog. The very looseness that allows these older
characters to be reborn also allows that they can be modified as the new story
line dictates. Thus Harv
is able to berate Elias and then congratulate him on having grown a pair in the
meantime.
This story also tells us a little about Meg’s back story, but
not much. She mentions that her first
husband had died, unnamed and of unknown cause.
This is still a crumb or two more than when she started in this
comic. In S121’s “The Prince and The
Revolution,” Geoff and Hershey come upon Elias who has apparently settled down
in Feral Forest with a VERY preggers furry named
Megan. He hasn’t told her about His Dark
Past and writer Karl Bollers dba
“Benny Lee” didn’t tell us whether Elias was the father of Meg’s unsprung offspring.
So all we’ve really learned is that Elias doesn’t need to take a
paternity test. He does seem to have
done the right thing by Meg, though, and he gets points for that.
Given the fact that this is a five-pager with only two panels
that don’t feature substantial dialogue balloons, it’s pretty clear that Ian
Flynn is primarily teeing up developments to come. Call it a necessary evil. Head: 7.
EYE: Evan Stanley is turning out to be a real find. Not only is his modeling good,
but he uses a soft golden color scheme, evocative of firelight, as the
colorist. It’s as close to Rembrandt as
this comic will ever get. Eye Score: 10.
HEART: The problem with a five-pager like this is that it offers
a limited amount of space to take care of the business of exposition. If there’s a LOT to get through, it also limits
the Heart potential.
Ian does good work and bad work here. The good work is the meeting between Elias
and Harvey Who. It’s pretty elementary:
eyeball-to-eyeball, attitude-to-attitude.
This is the sort of thing that plays well in a boy’s book.
I wish I could have said the same for the Acorns interlude. There’s a lot of Heart potential in the
situation of the Royal Family down on their luck, the fact of Sally’s “loss”
and Mama Meg. Maybe it’s the fact that
they only got two pages to Harvey’s three, but this story comes off as if the
characters are just reading their lines instead of feeling them. The one panel where King Max speaks should
bristle with the emotional tension that’s par for the course when a close
family member is deteriorating. It just
doesn’t come off here. The story as a
whole isn’t a failure by any means, but it’s not even close to taking it to the
next level, either. That may have worked
in scripts where the set-up was simpler, in stories such as “Father and Son” or
“Stargazing.” Here, it’s just a
story. Heart Score: 5.
SONIC SPIN: Those are good design studies for
Harvey, but it
also demonstrates
why Legend of the Guardians: The Owls of Ga’Hoole didn’t do so well at the box office (it lost
about $24 million). I mean, owls flying
and owls not flying are really your only options. The Happy
Feet films were the proverbial birds of a different feather.
FAN ART: Gone but not forgotten, the fans and Sonic/Sally
shippers, including Julia, Michael, and Meagan, are keeping the faith.
FAN FUNNIES: I’m sure I could have gotten the joke if I knew my
Metal from my Mecha Sonic.
OFF PANEL: Yes, court rooms can be funny, as I remember from the
old “Night Court” sitcom. In the case of
“Law & Order,” they got the humor out of the way early on in the episode,
especially in those with Jerry Orbach as Lennie Briscoe. By
the back half of the show the courtroom drama took over, and what was left was
a sense of tired irony, very well done by Steven Hill as Adam Schiff. Oh, and here they just go for the cheap grade
school humor.
FAN MAIL: Kristy hopes Sally gets better soon, and expects to
keep with the book for the next 4 years to issue #300. She’s told that Mighty and Charmy will be here eventually, that the fun and games will
continue until S250 (Numerology, anyone?), but Editorial chooses not to comment
on the odds for a Sonic/Amy pairing.
Also, she’s told that Sonic’s speed is only “enhanced” by power rings. By comparison, all Alex wants to know is
what’s happening with the Brotherhood of Retired Guardians, and Editorial
chooses to distract him by pointing to Knuckles back issues. Like THAT’S going to help!